Sure. We'll convert each province to a state, take our 20 Senators, and get you real socialized medicine ASAP.
(OK, to be fair, the Maritimes can be one state, so 16 Senators - but Quebec will likely want more in respect of its distinctiveness, so make it 24 Senators. And we'll need at least 2 bilingual justices on SCOTUS, and at least 4 SCOTUS justices will need to have been trained in civil law. Oh, and we repeal the second amendment, of course, then put in place our amendment process. You're just going to love it. But you'll gain from better copyright and patent laws. Not to mention all the comedians who cannot get Green Cards for various reasons. Then again, if it means you keep Celine, we'll stay the way we are, thanks.)
(OK, to be fair, the Maritimes can be one state, so 16 Senators - but Quebec will likely want more in respect of its distinctiveness, so make it 24 Senators. And we'll need at least 2 bilingual justices on SCOTUS, and at least 4 SCOTUS justices will need to have been trained in civil law. Oh, and we repeal the second amendment, of course, then put in place our amendment process. You're just going to love it. But you'll gain from better copyright and patent laws. Not to mention all the comedians who cannot get Green Cards for various reasons. Then again, if it means you keep Celine, we'll stay the way we are, thanks.)