Just a thought to represent how creative one could be and probably still make a viable business:

I've also been looking online for various toothpastes I bought in Croatia. They have these nice herbal flavours that make me feel like I brushed my teeth with a Ricola cough candy. Everything in North America is mint or cinnamon, and many of the interesting esoteric flavours are fluoride-free :(

edit: removed joke offer of ketchup chips from Canada.