I use a bidet because I’m not disgusting. Wiping shit with paper does not clean your stinky arse cracks. Fucking gross people walk around with dried shit smeared on their body all day.
There are zero cogent arguments for using toilet paper over a bidet.
Nasty!!
Nastiest thing that’s ever happened!
Is what I usually think.
But next time I’ll think “This is good for me”.
I imagine some of you fold your toilet paper into perfect little squares like Mr. Bean preparing the perfect wiping session.
Not me. I move fast and break things