You know, normally when I read these Reddit comments saying "you made me snort on the bus", I always took them as exaggeration.

Turns out I was wrong, I just hadn't read something funny enough yet.

> the US may start subsidizing and dumping its goods everywhere

This deserves to win HN comment of the year 2026.

The majority of the NASDAQ market cap is a direct result of the US subsidizing and dumping its goods on the rest of the world en masse.