I remember giggling at those "oi you got a loicense for that m8??!" memes. Funny, maybe, but not to be taken seriously.

Fast forward less than ten years, and here we are.

One of my favorite Monty Python sketches, the fish license: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lXyup0De7Q

Did Kemal Ataturk really have a full menagerie all named abdul?

There are passports and driving licenses which are the de facto forms of ID in the UK (there are technically other valid forms of ID for at least some purposes, but almost nobody uses them). ~85% of UK residents have a passport.

Yes, but luckily the people who don’t fly or drive can now show their jerking-off loicense while buying alcohol at whole foods.

What if someone is not a certified wanker?

Head down to your local Tory office and prove it.

If all else fails, ask for BJ

They referred me to the BBC

Old FM department or Business Development & Social Management?

The wanker licensing board defected to Reform last week

> There are no ID cards in the UK

Not physical cards, but a digital ID system is on the way :(

> Not physical cards, but a digital ID system is on the way :(

No there isn't : https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3385zrrx73o

I remember a popular "greentext" specifically about this...

You've got to pass a test first.