A spider will bite this guy and get the powers of a human.

his super power will be misunderstanding other spiders and prosecuting them for their otherness -_-

Ironically, despite these powers, he will get eaten during mating.

Where is Jimmy Carter when we need him? And Rodney Dangerfield to explain how big Jimmy Carter is.

https://www.reddit.com/r/LiveFromNewYork/comments/1bh2edu/th...

If one falls into a tank like this, what steps are required to guarantee likelihood of developing powers?

same thought here