'Sup, 'brows. Tell me, what's special about American politicians as opposed to those in the rest of the world, in your view?

Education?

Religious values?

Neanderthal versus Cro-Magnon genelines?

A more-enlightened electorate?

Nothing but your own empty prejudices and comforting assumptions?

It can happen here, and it can happen to your party, too. It just didn't this time.