They'd have a job doing that one. Speaking as a 30 year laptop user with no interest in ipads. I've never seen the point of ipads - it's like a phone that can't make phone calls.
I'm with you but it's not up to us. Computing has been moving more and more away from desktops and laptops in new (human) generations. iPadOS is slowly becoming Mac-like where you can have a cursor, dock, and have apps open as windows. The Pro models already use the same silicon as some Macs. They could start by eliminating the lower spec Macs because the iPad is basically the same but with a touch screen. You'll just need to get all your apps on the App Store so Apple gets their cut.