I was going to name my child Seven, Mickey Mantle's number, a great name for a boy or a girl. Then some friends overheard it and stole it for their baby.
This is kind of depressing: every time I make a somewhat-obscure sci-fi reference here, usually no one gets it (or it takes a very long time). But an obscure Seinfeld reference gets a full citation in 2 minutes.
In my whole life I was able to watch 20 minutes of Seinfeld. I feel that i must be an exceedingly weird person to find it absurdly boring and depressing when almost everyone loves it.