I’ve always wanted to write a hit pop song called “hey Alexa, order twenty pounds of sand”. Only a complete lack of hit songwriting ability has stopped me.
*Verse 1:*
Woke up this morning with a plan in my head,
Gonna build a castle, need a lot of sand,
Grabbed my phone, started to command,
Hey Alexa, can you lend a hand?
*Pre-Chorus:*
I’m feeling like a kid again,
Dreaming of the seaside,
In my living room, I’ll make my own tide.
*Chorus:*
Hey Alexa, order twenty pounds of sand,
We’ll turn my place into a beachy wonderland,
Dancing barefoot, got the sun in our hands,
Hey Alexa, won’t you understand?
*Verse 2:*
Neighbors think I’m crazy, but they don’t know,
I’ve got the waves crashing, the good vibes flow,
With a little magic from my techy friend,
We’re surfing in the living room, it’ll never end.
*Pre-Chorus:*
Turn up the heat, let’s make it bright,
With a pinch of paradise,
Every day feels like a summer night.
*Chorus:*
Hey Alexa, order twenty pounds of sand,
We’ll turn my place into a beachy wonderland,
Dancing barefoot, got the sun in our hands,
Hey Alexa, won’t you understand?
*Bridge:*
Building castles, making dreams,
Feeling free, it’s the ultimate scheme,
With every grain, we’re setting the scene,
Life is better when it’s sandy and serene.
*Chorus:*
Hey Alexa, order twenty pounds of sand,
We’ll turn my place into a beachy wonderland,
Dancing barefoot, got the sun in our hands,
Hey Alexa, won’t you understand?
*Outro:*
So next time you’re dreaming of the shore,
Just remember what Alexa’s for,
A little voice can bring the beach to your door,
Hey Alexa, we’re ready for more.
