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Headlines like that make my imagination run wild

Shooting oneself in the foot!

In my acute mind I can see a man (Satya Nadella) standing in a desert. With no socks and shoes on. Aiming a rather large 12 bore shotgun at his foot. Then! a loud bang, The man looks down and half his foot is missing.



I think shooting yourself in the foot is something you would do to avoid drafting. It makes me sad that this may become relevant again in Europe. It certainly is in Ukraine and Russia. : (


The videos of people breaking their own legs to avoid getting drafted into the Russian military are quite dire.


Not nearly as dire as some of the other recent videos from that area.


Wait really? I didn't know that, That sucks......


Also include a loud scream as the man sees his foot is gone, And shouts "Where's my foot?! What happened to me???", being absolutely dumbfounded by this observation.


Lucky for Satya, Microsoft is a beast of a thousand feet.




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