If only...I have never watched his videos or read about him. I don't read tabloid news. I don't watch TV news. I only listen to 'serious' radio news stations. Yet somehow I know all about this story

Because you aren't adherering to the above comment: you are reading stories about him, in fact you're also posting in the comment sections in said stories.

I didn't read the story though. I have categorically not read any stories about him ever. Yet still 'celebs' infect our lives