Jim: We need to be first search result on Google by Monday.
Me: It doesn't really work like that. We can buy ads on google though.
Jim: No I don't want to spend any money. What do we need to do to get to the top of google by Monday?
Me: Well we can implementing some of the SEO improvements we have been suggesting for the last year. But we won't get to the top of Google by Monday.
Jim: We need to be first search result on Google by Monday. What do we have to do to be the first result on Google by Monday?
....
Conversation repeats its self 3 times, while I patiently explain how google works.
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Me: You really have to stop asking that question, it doesn't work like that.
Business Partner: NO! WE NEED TO BE AT THE TOP OF GOOGLE BY MONDAY!
I was a partner at this place. I left after many repeats of similar discussions.
Oh god this place gave me nose bleeds. I have to stop thinking about it now.
Jim: We need to be first search result on Google by Monday.
Me: It doesn't really work like that. We can buy ads on google though.
Jim: No I don't want to spend any money. What do we need to do to get to the top of google by Monday?
Me: Well we can implementing some of the SEO improvements we have been suggesting for the last year. But we won't get to the top of Google by Monday.
Jim: We need to be first search result on Google by Monday. What do we have to do to be the first result on Google by Monday?
....
Conversation repeats its self 3 times, while I patiently explain how google works.
...
Me: You really have to stop asking that question, it doesn't work like that.
Business Partner: NO! WE NEED TO BE AT THE TOP OF GOOGLE BY MONDAY!
I was a partner at this place. I left after many repeats of similar discussions.
Oh god this place gave me nose bleeds. I have to stop thinking about it now.