You're not doing any of those things and no one here believes or envies you.

Just woke up with a slight hangover. Life is amazing. I will have some coffee and play with my beautiful child. Then I will go surfing. The good life is free from envy and pity. Full of admiration of those who have qualities that lead them to success. Jeff Bezos company was beautiful in the way it sent me gifts I needed for a relative’s graduation. I am grateful that he had the wisdom and courage to start it.

Admiration of others leads us to the good path. Envy and pity are tools of the darkness.

I can't tell whether you're trolling or the embodiment of out of touch.

In touch brother. I hope you can find it one day.