To be honest, every time I heard about Bitcoin plummeting, buying the dip would still net you 3x, 4x gains in a year. We'll see how it goes here, but I wouldn't be surprised if after a series of "Is Bitcoin dying?" articles we'll see it bounce back again.

I fear your amusing sarcasm may be lost on some readers.

Me one of them.

You should have hedged ... you'd be less sour.