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Here's a phrase that will open doors for you:

"Nobody knows what a smart fish tastes like"



Seems like people do know what whale tastes like, but I've never heard about dolphin.


There is at least one example of dolphin in Japan: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiji_dolphin_drive_hunt.


So that is then evidence that there are stupid dolphins :)


https://www.dolphinproject.com/campaigns/save-japan-dolphins...

The Taiji Dolphin hunt is cruel - close to or at par with the Faroese cruelty.

Dolphins trust humans. The Taiji fishermen hunt and Capture them for money.


Both of those are mammals.


Ask a Faroese


Ever heard about fish farms?


Fish in fish farms are pretty dumb.


Sea cows


Sure we do.

We invented ways to catch ALL SEALIFE. Not just smart fish.


You mean dumb fish.

And a really smart fish would hang out somewhere in the hadal zone, we don't even know half the species that exist there.


No. I mean what I said.

Unless by smart fish you mean either unhatched fish -OR- fish too small to be caught.

Fish have ranges. And hiding in the hadal zone is the fish equivalent "I'll hide in the hell desert". Not a smart plan.


It's not meant to be taken literally.


As I suspected, there is nothing here anymore


So you may have eaten smart fish, and you still don't know what a smart fish tastes like.


How do you know?

That fish is so smart, it was never even spotted.


So smart it aborted itself from this timeline.


To actually open the door, you have to say “Alexa, nobody knows what a smart fish tastes like”, though.




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