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Ok, let's do our football daily standup, every play in the huddle:

  Tackle: I'm going to block. No blockers (err).
  Tackle: I'm going to block. No blockers (err).
  Guard: I'm going to block. No blockers (err).
  Guard: I'm going to block. No blockers (err).
  Center: I'm going to snap the ball then block. No blockers (err).
  Running back: I'm going to run. No blockers.
  Wide Receiver: I'm going to run then maybe catch the ball. No blockers.
  Wide Receiver: I'm going to run then maybe catch the ball. No blockers.
  Wide Receiver: I'm going to run then maybe catch the ball. No blockers.
  Quarterback: I'm got to receive the snap, then do something with the ball. No blockers.
  Tight End: I'm going to block. My blocker is that my shoe is untied.
  Guard: You should tie your shoe.
  Guard: You should tie your shoe.
  Running back: You should tie your shoe.
  Quarterback: Would you guys STFU, we've got stuff to do.
  Tackle: Daily standups are important for morale and communication.
  Referee: Delay of game, 5 yard penalty, repeat the down.


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