There are so many of these and they are so flawed, yet again and again its been clear to me that I would have maybe gotten a job at this point if I had just signed up for one and stomached the debt. These days I just wonder how feasible it would be to just... make one up and say that I am a graduate.

I'd just need to mock up a relatively fancy website, some copy, and a good name, and then put on my resume that I am a graduate.