I won't forget; I've looked at them before when comparison shopping certain more-expensive items at REI.
I'll just use REI now; they don't seem to sue people (plus, REI isn't a common word anyway), they have a fantastic return policy I've used a couple times now, and I get 10% back for being a member, plus various coupons throughout the year.
Edit: I cannot imagine what people are finding offensive about this.