To the group of native-space-beings I just made up and claim to be a member of.
Launching things into space violates our sovereignty. It tramples our sacred orbits, and makes a mockery of our proud heritage.
We shall protest all launches, all progress, all research, and especially anything that might make money or improve anyone's life in even the tiniest way. We'll feed off the publicity, and the habit of some in the media to represent even our whack-ass views as being co-equal and legitimate right alongside everyone else.
And when people claim we made it all up, we'll only gather the sympathy of other whackaloons who've been accused of the same. It will only make us stronger.
We shall call ourselves the Righteous Indig Nation.
To the group of native-space-beings I just made up and claim to be a member of.
Launching things into space violates our sovereignty. It tramples our sacred orbits, and makes a mockery of our proud heritage.
We shall protest all launches, all progress, all research, and especially anything that might make money or improve anyone's life in even the tiniest way. We'll feed off the publicity, and the habit of some in the media to represent even our whack-ass views as being co-equal and legitimate right alongside everyone else.
And when people claim we made it all up, we'll only gather the sympathy of other whackaloons who've been accused of the same. It will only make us stronger.
We shall call ourselves the Righteous Indig Nation.