I've had to write regex for deeply proprietary SQL-like (the word "like" is a big BIG stretch) language. This really is nothing. The regex itself was 4 pages long. AFAIK they still use it in production, almost 10 years later with 0 modifications.
That agile-let's-hold-hands-together-and-sing type of development is total and utter crap which doesn't improve the workflow in any way and simply acts as a shield from the management for everyone that loves to slack about and is scared of taking even minor decisions.
I couldn't agree more with all of those, despite the fact that 3, 5, 7, 8 and 9 are incredibly frustrating and depressing. 10 is also bumming me out to a certain degree...
Exact thing happened to me one or two days ago. I was driving home and on a small street near my apartment a crow flew out of the bushes and dropped something right in front of the car and then it landed on the other side of the street. When I looked back in the mirror, the crow had gone back to collect what looked like a walnut.
On a semi-related note, magpies are also doing really well in that race. End of last year I started leaving oatmeal in a bottle cap on my terrace and every morning a magpie came to eat it every single day over the course of 2 months. And every evening when I came back home I had a handful of sticks, stones and berries left somewhere. No idea what I was supposed to do with them but thanks magpie I guess...
Talking from a developer's point of view, I've thought about this for a while and I think it has something to do with what I refer to as "anti-imposter syndrome" - the notion that anyone can make software. You see, over the past 10 years or so, self-proclaimed "educational" services/websites/institutions have been shoving down everyone's throat the idea that anyone will be able to create the next FAANG from scratch after just 3 months of training. Which is the same as claiming that I can become an F1 driver in 3 months. Where do I sign up?!?!?! The thing is, F1 results are a lot more visible since you have a point of reference - the top dogs. Chances of scoring a fastest lap or coming even close to them - little to none. Software - not so much - you have a shiny interface and what it does underneath is always a mystery to the end user. And people who have gone through those magical 3 months of training are often lead to believe that the way they are doing things is what everyone is doing and that is how it should be done. Often people who have signed up for those courses are people who have just a smudge above average technical knowledge - they have no idea how OS'es work, what should be considered safe or even why. Don't hate me for saying it, but essentially Windows users. And this is the software they end up building and distributing. 10 years down the line, thousands have picked up random scraps of knowledge from here and there and tried to mash something together. Don't get me wrong, I think technologies like Docker are astonishing and an incredible tools in the hands of people with knowledge and experience. However way too many people have picked up some scraps from there and created the unholy mess the author is talking about.
