Give them 3 major releases.

OneLake is Fabric's lake-centric architecture that provides a single, integrated environment for data professionals and the business to collaborate on data projects. Think of it like OneDrive for data; OneLake combines storage locations across different regions and clouds into a single logical lake, without moving or duplicating data. Data can be stored in any file format in OneLake and can be structured or unstructured. For tabular data, the analytical engines in Fabric will write data in delta format when writing to OneLake. All engines will know how to read this format and treat delta files as tables no matter which engine writes it.

In iOS, you can't even have more than one active timer at a time. Like wtf??? Also, when the timer or alarm clock triggers, you are presented with view containing two buttons (yellow and purple). One of them snoozes, one of them dismisses. Which one is which, you ask? You see, to keep things simple and consistent, the button actions (and labels) switch places depending on whether the view was triggered by an alarm or a timer. Oh! and the label text color is white, which makes it reeeeeeally difficult to tell which of the fucking buttons is which, especially in a rush or in the morning when your eyes are foggy.

I would have replaced this shitty ass app in a heartbeat, except Apples strict controls kneecap all third party apps by preventing them from running in the background...

The problem is probably that you don't get immediate feedback of having done the 'right' thing. 9 minutes later, when your alarm goes off again, and you realize "oops, I snoozed it rather than dismissing it", you sure as hell won't remember which action was the 'wrong' one. Especially because you were half awake at the time.

To fix your confusion: Timers - generally considered one time. If you swipe away the notification the timer is finished. If you press the circular arrow button it will restart the timer. Pretty obvious. On the Lock Screen they are clearly labeled as "Done" and "Repeat"

Alarms - by default alarms are set with snooze on. Swiping away will snooze. There is a "ZzZ" and "X" button on the notification. On the Lock Screen they are clearly labeled as "Snooze" and "Stop". If the snooze function is disabled on an alarm the only option is to stop the alarm.

How is any of this unclear?

I haven't upgraded yet, so I'm not sure what to make of your comment. But for pre-iOS17 the lock screen notification/dismissal view is anything but "clear" or "obvious"...

Intel ca. 2010, probably

  <tree
    <leaf colour="green">
    <leaf colour="yellow">
  >

  <tree
    <leaf :colour green>
    <leaf :colour yellow>
  >

   (tree
     (leaf :colour green)
     (leaf :colour yellow))

You, on the other hand, took the pre-existing syntax and contemptuously threw it out the window - and completely ignored the advantage of widespread tacit understanding.

I do however want to write a dialect of it, though mostly for the sake of naming it 'Lithp'.

https://docs.racket-lang.org/sxml/SXML.html

more examples: https://docs.racket-lang.org/sxml/ssax.html

and then you can manipulate your sxml with https://docs.racket-lang.org/reference/match.html

   enum Color { green, yellow };
   struct Leaf { Color color; };
   std::vector<Leaf> tree = {
       { .color = green },
       { .color = yellow },
   };

  def foo(allowed: Optional[List[ElemType]] = None):
    allowed = allowed or []
    ...